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10 Most Devastating Impacts Of Homeschooling Your Kids

This is another good guest contribution to the Babylon Bee , and from there to here.

It comes courtesy of The Tuttle Twins publishers.

These are books written to explain liberty, integrity, open markets and similar concepts to children. If you know of children or have a library in your community, consider getting these publications into their hands.

– Ted –


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So– you wanna homeschool your kid, huh? Well, it might not all be as great as you think. Read on for a list of reasons homeschooling may completely ruin your kid. 

1. Homeschooling makes your children much more likely to grow up to become cisgender: Is that what you want, Mom and Dad? Another cis-normative oppressor making trans people feel unsafe?

2. If you homeschool, your child will miss out on up-to-date works of literature written by trans people of color: Do you really want them to settle for outdated works like The Bible or The Tuttle Twins?

3. Homeschool proms are really awkward: Don’t make your poor kid go through that, for goodness sake. 

4. Homeschooled girls will never experience the magic of sharing a locker room with a 6’4″ trans woman named Larry: Don’t let your kids miss out on this important life experience.

5. Homeschooled kids usually grow up to be really polite: This is not a very useful character quality for social revolutionaries.

6. If kids don’t sit through 8 hours of soul-crushing zoom calls in public school, how will they ever be prepared for a soul-crushing corporate job?: Your children are destined to be good little corporate worker bees. You NEED to prepare them.

7. They will miss out on delicious school lunches: Square pizza and ultra-pasteurized skim milk from a cardboard box? Scrumptious! 

8. Denim skirts cause chafing: Just inhumane. 

9. They might finish their curriculum early and have more time to be radicalized on YouTube by Jordan Peterson videos: Jordan Peterson is a dangerous cult leader who may radicalize your child into making their bed. Not good!

10. Children may learn that human beings have inherent value as made in God’s image: Children who learn that their dignity comes from God and not race, class, or gender identity are not very useful for revolutionary Marxist social change– er, we mean, a meaningful movement towards greater equity.

NOT SATIRE: The Tuttle Twins children’s book series is teaching the rising generation about the ideas of freedom, free markets, individual responsibility, and American history. Many of these ideas are no longer taught in the classroom, which is why we are on a mission to distribute 1,000,000 copies of the Tuttle Twins to families, homeschoolers, schools, and libraries.

It costs roughly $10 to print and distribute one copy of the Tuttle Twins. You can click here to help us distribute more copies of the Tuttle Twins with a tax-deductible gift of $10, $50, $100, or even more. 

Thank you,

Connor Boyack
Author, Tuttle Twins


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The links above are either to the Babylon Bee or Tuttle Twins websites.

By happy coincidence, a new Tuttle Twins book just came out. The below link takes you to the Mises Institute Bookstore where you can get this new book for ten bucks. 

    – Ted –
Tuttle Twins and the Leviathan Crisis

Tuttle Twins and the Leviathan Crisis


Leviathan Crisis is now shipping, and it couldn’t have come at a better time—since the book addresses the exact craziness we’ve been living for months.

Here’s the deal: people get scared when there’s a new crisis. Then they ask the government for help.

And the government is like a monster that we feed. It’s willing to help, but it grows by feeding on our freedoms…which we surrender.

And things never return back to the “old normal.”

We see it now, and it’s happened time and time again. Well, fortunately this book uses a super fun story to help your kids make sense of this trend and learn how powerful the truth can be in fighting fear and ignorance.