the pedophiles ban online meet-ups

Once again the collection of megalomaniacs, sociopaths, psychopaths and sexual deviants that prowl the halls of congress have sent a resounding “Okay for us, but not for the peasants”.

My wife of 16 years and I are among millions of happy couples who met on the Internet.

Ah, but congress can’t take the chance that someone might have fun without permission.

Here is the message that greets anyone looking for personal ads at probably the most popular online meeting place today:

https://www.craigslist.org/about/FOSTA

US Congress just passed HR 1865, “FOSTA”, seeking to subject websites to criminal and civil liability when third parties (users) misuse online personals unlawfully.

Any tool or service can be misused. We can’t take such risk without jeopardizing all our other services, so we are regretfully taking craigslist personals offline. Hopefully we can bring them back some day.

To the millions of spouses, partners, and couples who met through craigslist, we wish you every happiness!

Those holy men and women who fly to Pedophile Island on The Lolita Express, order basement visits with child slaves off the menu at their pizza parlour, suggestively wiggle their feet in airport toilet stalls, take advantage of adoring semi-slave young interns, buy lap dances and more with taxpayer junket money …

Yeah, them. They don’t want us to have access to personal ads on the Internet.