The world’s largest airplane just rolled out of its hanger. This is the most ridiculous looking aircraft I have ever seen. It begs for treatment by The Onion. You may want to check with them occasionally to see what the professionals came up with.
Meanwhile, I’ll give it a shot, and them some food for thought.
Boeing rolls out transporter for clans who don’t get along, but are forced to travel together.
FAA rules force airliners to accommodate gender-gymnasts and homophobes on future flights.
Airbus halves the time spent loading and unloading passengers with four-door airliner.
Cessna, Superglue and JB-Weld partnership develops very special airplane.
Billionaire Paul Allen turns Boy Scouts balsa-wood project from his youth into full scale toy.
Of course you may be interested in knowing who built this thing and why. I’ll send you to the article here: