cultural differences

Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood.

It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; “Forget it…IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a ‘Mosque’.