Tripping over a much larger collection, these tickled me one way or another.
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
~ Italian proverb
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
~ Emo Philips.
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
~ Spike Milligan
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
~ Robin Hall
Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.
~ Jean Rostand.
Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I don’t believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we’re very skeptical.
~ Arthur C. Clarke
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
~ Robert Benchley
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